rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

wicked-youth:

Lmao

housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

ah, yesterday

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

then id be poor af

twerkin hard
"su-sein"

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

image

its funny bc i live in connecticut and i will actually connecticut your shit

officialbrians:

LOOOOL

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”